• President Obama appointed John Goss as his Asian carp czar yesterday. [Trib]
• Siam Cafe’s front door was busted in last night in Uptown. [Uptown Update]
• Joe Biden handed out hot dogs on the Colbert Report last night. [Daily Intel]
• Gourmet halal food is on the rise in France. [NYT]
• Jamba Juice now offers coffee. [Eater]
• Hearts are the newest trend in offal. [NRN]
• KFC’s latest marketing campaign is centered around reviving the iconography of Colonel Sanders, who more than 60 percent of young Americans can’t recognize. [USA Today]