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Precocious Young Bauer Reader Demands Quiet

“It’s been a tough day. Could we go to one of the Top 100 restaurants with a one-bell rating?” — An anonymous budding foochebag, age 13 or so, overheard near the Academy of Sciences by a Garchik tipster. Mr. Bauer, sir, your influence is legion. [Chron]

Precocious Young Bauer Reader Demands Quiet