This is unimprovable. This is what 23rd century archeologists will find and reconstruct the early 90s from. This is… Scottie Pippen endorsing the Bukowskian joys of cold, cheap meat in a white bun made of Kleenex® under morgue-level fluorescent lighting. Ladies and gentlemen, direct from Betamax we present… Scottie Pippen’s 1991 Mr. Submarine commercial.
