Question: Is the latest installment of UrbanDaddy a put-on or what? An underground lobster-roll delivery service is one thing — not everyone wants to boil a lobster alive. But if you’re incapable of slathering butter on some bread, throwing it in a frying pan, and melting some cheese, and you’d rather go through the trouble of texting a complete stranger and meeting up with him in an East Village park, there’s now a grilled-cheese pickup service, too (or at least, there will be until the Health Department gets its latex gloves in a bunch about this). To be fair, Bread.Butter.Cheese’s rotating roster of specials sometimes includes ingredients that aren’t available at your local bodega (jalapeños, Raclette cheese, Pullman bread, etc.), but still: Was a grilled-cheese truck not enough?