Celebrity Settings

Lindsay ‘Lynwood’ Lohan Claims She Was Sucker-Punched At Voyeur

At least Lohan has prior experience with food trays
At least Lohan has prior experience with food trays Photo: Allygirl520 via Flickr

Hollywood’s bouncers and vomit clean-up crews have a little less to worry about this week as Lindsay Lohan gets set to join L.A.’s extended family at the Lynwood detention center. Sure she screwed up and has generally been acting the fool, but it’s hard not to sympathize with the former teen idol on the heels of a horrible week. The bad times started with LiLo Twittering that a waitress at Voyeur sucker-punched her last Thursday during the actresses’$2 24th birthday. Then the week ended with her felon father celebrating at Saddle Ranch after her conviction, even taunting TMZ that he was going to call her up “and make her jealous.” Getting clocked by surprise might be appropriate conditioning for someone headed to the hoosegow (though Lohan will be tucked away in AdSeg), but having a crappy dad, or any dad who goes to Saddle Ranch for that matter, is a punishment we don’t wish on anyone. Look below to see where celebs have been dining, drinking, and dating in L.A. without being hit by charges or servers.

Albertson’s: Rachel Bilson bought groceries. [Just Jared]

Ben & Jerry’s: Suri Cruise enjoyed some ice cream at Culver City’s Westfield. [Just Jared]

Beso: Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 24th birthday before duking it out at Voyeur.
[Monsters and Critics]

Bristol Farms: Kate Bosworth bought groceries with boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard for a friend’s 4th of July party. [Just Jared]

Dan Tana’s: Ali Fedotowsky flirted with Kevin Connolly of Entourage. [Metro WNY]

Gjelina: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner celebrated their anniversary in Venice. [Gossip Center]

Saddle Ranch: Michael Lohan partied following Lindsay’s sentencing, telling TMZ he was going to call her and “make her jealous.” [The Superficial]

Sizzler: Jennifer Love Hewitt took her grandma out for
lunch. [Gossip Center]

Sunset Tower: Jennifer Aniston and True Blood’s Christopher Gartin went on a date. [O.K. Magazine]

Voyeur: Lindsay Lohan claims she was punched by a waitress while celebrating her 24th birthday. [MSNBC]

Lindsay ‘Lynwood’ Lohan Claims She Was Sucker-Punched At Voyeur