Culinary Twitterings

BREAKING: Local Michelin Inspector Is Ugly

“Am I out of line here? Servers that [sic] gawk @ other attractive patrons while taking my order agitate me. I may be ugly, but I USUALLY tip well.” — Our anonymous, cheeky local Michelin inspector, tweeting about his experience at an unnamed restaurant this afternoon. [Twitter, Earlier]

BREAKING: Local Michelin Inspector Is Ugly