• Montco. beef processor ordered to pay up $2 million for illegal dumping and fish kill. [WHYY]
• Independent Film Channel (IFC) reportedly has its eye on Breakfast at Sulimays. [Phawker]
• Noise from Bam Margera’s bar cited as the reason why a neighbor beat the Jackass star with a bat. [NBC 10]
• The tomato shortage of this winter has been replaced by an oversupply and prices are lower than they’ve been in years. [WSJ]
• Dozens of Emeril Lagasse fans are angry after being denied seats for a taping of his new show, despite having tickets. [NYDN]
• America’s obsession with celebrity chefs has spread across the world. [Time]
