File under “inevitable”: Mr. Bartley’s Burger Cottage is now offering a burger named for Supreme Court nominee and former Harvard Law dean Elena Kagan, reports FlyByBlog. Finally, she can follow in the footsteps of illustrious Bartley’s inspirations like Sargent James Crowley and Jersey Shore’s The Situation! A sign outside Bartley’s describes the burger as “The Elena Kagan: Experience??? ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’: A burger smothered with a liberal amount of salsa and grilled pineapple served with onion rings.” Get it? Because people think she’s gay! You stay classy, Bartley’s.
Elena Kagan Gets Her Own Bartley’s Burger [FlyByBlog/Crimson]