Do you have red hair? Are you a twin? Are you, sweet god, a red-haired twin? You can get cheaper beer than everyone else! Half Acre Brewery is offering an in-store promotion for their super-hoppy Ginger Twin Indian red ale in which anyone bearing one or more of the brew’s titular attributes lands a sweet discount. Per their blog:
*Anyone with God given red hair will be granted an 8% discount on Ginger Twin purchases.
**Anyone with God given red hair and a Longshoremen’s beard will be granted a 10% discount on Ginger Twin purchases.
***Identical Twins will be granted a 15% discount on Ginger Twin Purchases
****Identical Twins with God given red hair will be granted a 25% discount on Ginger Twin purchases.
*****Identical Twins with God Given red hair and Longshoremen’s beards will be granted a special treat (each) and 50% off additional Ginger Twin purchases.
As we are auburn-tressed ourselves, we find this to be pretty rad, though we never thought we’d live to see the moment when we’d be cursing our personal inability to grow any sort of beard, longeshoremen’s or non. Whether or not you have facial hair, this deal is only good at the actual Half Acre Brewery HQ (4257 N. Lincoln Ave).