• Illinois attorney general Lisa Madigan thinks the Asian Carp suit should be thrown out, and the Obama administration officially opposes closing the locks. [Vocalo]
• …Though perhaps the best way to approach the situation is to think of the Asian Carp as delicious food. [Reader]
• Jason Alexander is Jenny Craig’s latest celebrity spokesperson. [NYP]
• A Rhode Island foundation is serving as a sort of genetic bank for heritage livestock breeds. [NYT]
• Two devices have been recently unveiled that plug into your computer’s USB port to keep your coffee warm. [WSJ]