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The Bagel: Matzo Ball Soup So Good itโ€™s Filthy

Sometimes a restaurant does something so great (or so poorly) that you are literally at a loss for words to describe it. Then there are the times that everybody else wishes you were at such a loss. That might be the case at The Bagel, where Chicago Gluttons wants you to โ€œpunch yourself in the faceโ€ with the matzo ball soup. The matzo balls are as โ€œbig as Oprahโ€™s fist,โ€ and the broth โ€œtastes like The Colonelโ€™s bathwater (thatโ€™s a good thing),โ€ but most importantly, the texture: โ€œThe texture is impossbly soft, like eating one of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Manโ€™s testicles (also a good thing.)โ€ Sometimes you just have to go there.

Shalom Motherfuckers! [Chicago Gluttons]

The Bagel: Matzo Ball Soup So Good itโ€™s Filthy