
Sometimes a restaurant does something so great (or so poorly) that you are literally at a loss for words to describe it. Then there are the times that everybody else wishes you were at such a loss. That might be the case at The Bagel, where Chicago Gluttons wants you to โpunch yourself in the faceโ with the matzo ball soup. The matzo balls are as โbig as Oprahโs fist,โ and the broth โtastes like The Colonelโs bathwater (thatโs a good thing),โ but most importantly, the texture: โThe texture is impossbly soft, like eating one of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Manโs testicles (also a good thing.)โ Sometimes you just have to go there.
Shalom Motherfuckers! [Chicago Gluttons]