The standing world record time for eating Wiener and Still Champion’s three-pound, seven-inch-tall Triple Undisputed Burger (a.k.a. the 911) was totally destroyed over the weekend, when an unnamed diner slammed down the entire thing in 38 minutes (not counting the additional 15 minutes he needed to rest afterwards before he was able to walk). The previous record of 48 minutes had stood for sixteen months. [@WaSC, Roadfood] Update: We’ve learned that the man — nay, the legend — behind this epic feat is named Fred Javier. Mr. Javier, we applaud you.