On Wednesday, September 9, the Park Square Legal Sea Foods will be hosting Bivalves & Bubbles, an oysters and champagne soiree. Attendees will slurp and sip to celebrate Legal’s “6 Weeks of Half-Shell Hedonism”, a summer promotion of the chain’s oyster offerings. Tickets run $60, but we just so happen to have a free pair to give away. Want in? Write 100 words about the most hedonistic meal of your life and email it to us by this Friday, September 4 at 5 p.m. The winner will receive two tickets to Wednesday’s party, so get those keyboards clacking!