Daniel Kamen, a Buffalo Grove chiropractor who is also a (possibly deranged) Cubs fan, has declared that he’ll go on a 500-calorie-a-day hunger strike until his team wins five games in a row. “I’m going to motivate them,” he told the Sun-Times. “I’m going to embarrass them into winning more games. They will see me get skinnier and skinnier, until maybe there’s nothing left of me.” Yeah, that’ll totally work. [Sun-Times]
