Getting Toasted: The Friendly Toast’s Menu Revealed

The Friendly Toast has released their menu and it’s a doozy. It’s hard to pick the most over-the-top dish on the lengthy menu. Is it the Sklarmagddon omelet, filled with sausage, bacon, ham, red chili pecans, jalapeno jack and Swiss cheeses, or is it the cheese fries topped with blue and provolone and served with a strawberry-habanero dip? Nah, it’s got to be the king cakes, an Elvis-inspired orgy of two banana-chocolate chip pancakes separated by a layer of peanut butter, topped with whipped cream, and encircled by bacon. Seriously.

The full menu, complete with even more jaw-dropping decadence, after the jump.

Fruit Salad honeydew, pineapple, red grapes, kiwi & canteloupe, topped with our granola cup 5.00 bowl 7.50
Granola a mix of oats, pecans, honey, walnuts & vanilla with milk or yogurt cup 4.50 bowl 7.00
Egg Sandwiches two eggs on any homemade bread, english muffin, or bagel, with any cheese, and homefries 5.75
add any vegetable 6.75
or meat 7.25
Basic Breakfast two eggs any which way, home fries made with fresh red potatoes, onions and spices a slab of homemade toast 6.00

Homemade Breads
Whole Wheat, Cinnamon Raisin, Oatmeal
our most basic, white bread
Anadama a new england classic, made with cornmeal and molasses
Cayenne Cheddar And A Rotating Special

Pancakes, Waffles, & French Toast
Pancakes our homemade batter, plain or with blueberries, heath bar crumbles,
chocolate chips or m & ms 4.50
1 cake 4.50 5.50
2 cakes 6.50 7.50
3 cakes 8.00 9.00
Pumpkin Pancakes just like pumpkin pie, with raisinettes inside & real
whipped cream on top (1 cake) 5.50
(2 cakes) 7.50
Almond Joy Cakes coconut, almonds & chocolate chips (1 cake) 5.75 (2 cakes) 7.50
King Cakes two pancakes with bananas & chocolate chips inside & peanut butter in between, with real whipped
cream on top, encircled by a side of bacon or vegetarian bacon, but elvis will roll in his grave 10.00
French Toast made from thick slices of any of our homemade breads (see below)
(1 piece) 4.50
(2 piece) 6.50
(3 piece) 8.00
Orange French Toast topped with a creamy grand marnier & raspberry
sauce (1 piece) 6.50 (2 piece) 9.00
Waffle an 8’ belgian waffle from our homemade mix 6.25
Caribbean Waffle pecans inside & caramelized bananas on top 8.00
Hansel & Gretel Waffle a gingerbread waffle topped with pomegranate molasses & real whipped cream 8.00
Add Fruit Fresh Kiwi And Banana, Strawberries And Raspberries, And Real Whipped Cream For $2***

More Breakfast
Huevos Rancheros cheddar melted on anadama bread & topped with 2 poached eggs, avocado, & fresh salsa with home fries 9.75
Eggs Benedict an english muffin, virginia, baked ham, 2 poached eggs, & homemade hollandaise any other meat or vegetable may be substituted for the ham
with homefries 9.75
with a meat or vegetable 8.25
with meat or vegetables 8.25
Breakfast Burrito a flour tortilla filled with scrambled eggs, black beans, salsa, our avocado, lime sauce, cheddar, & a fresh cilantro spread with homefries 9.75
Peasant 2 separate, low fat piles, the 1st is egg whites or tofu scrambled with cuban dirty rice, corn, & carrots,
the 2nd is fresh spinach, mixed with feta & black bean with homemade toast 9.95
Egg In A Hole 2 pieces of crispy buttery grilled bread with an egg in the middle with home fries 6.75
Mexican Mashed Meal spicy mashed potatoes, topped with chorizo mexican sausage, and 2 fried eggs served with
our chipotle sauce and homemade toast 9.25
Green Eggs And Ham 2 poachd eggs with virginia baked ham on anadama toast & topped with a light herb sauce
with homefries 9.25
with a ham 7.50
Omar’s Homefries a huge pite of red potatoes, broccoli, onions, parmesan, corn, peas, & a touch of soy sauce
with homemade toast 8.25
Smoked Salmon Benedict our whole wheat toast topped with smoked salmon, 2 poached eggs, homemade hollandaise & scallions with homefries 10.75
Costa Rican black bean & plum tomatoes, under melted smoked provolone, 2 sunny eggs and sour cream on top with homefries and homemade toast 9.50
All The Following Come with homefries and homemade toast substitute
egg whites 0.75
or tofu 1.25
Sunrise Scramble a pile of fresh corn chips topped with eggs mixed with jalapeno jack, then finished with roasted
corn salsa 9.75
Guy Scramble eggs with cheddar, avocado, black beans, & salsa 9.50
Sklarmageddon an omelette built to kill, with sausage, bacon, ham, red chili pecans, & jalapeno jack & swiss cheese 11.50
Asian Scramble a mix of fresh mushrooms, scallions, onions, soy sauce & eggs 9.25
Flying Fish Scramble eggs with smoked salmon, fresh dill & cheddar 9.95
Herb Omelette fresh basil, dill, & cilantro, with brie & roasted yellow peppers 11.50
Kate’s Tofu Scramble tofu with vegetarian sausage, mushrooms, corn, feta provolone & cilantro 9.75
New Hampshire’s Finest a scramble with locally made goat cheese, asparagus, scallions & bacon 10.75
Greek Scramble eggs with feta, kalamata olives, sundried tomatoes, fresh spinach, & black pepper 9.75
Jasper Omelette jalapenos, green olives, american cheese, corn and vegetarian bacon 9.75
Make Your Own plum, tomatoes, broccoli, corn, peas, red or white onions, jalapenos, avocado, artichoke hearts, sundried tomatoes, green, black or kalamata olives, green peppers, sprouts, scallions, roasted yellow peppers, carrots, banana pepepr rings, mushrooms, marinated mexican red onions with see below 0.50
brie goat cheese & avocado lime sauce 1.50
meat or salmon 2.50
All The Following Come With Home Fries and Homemade Toast: Substitute Egg Whites $.75, Or Tofu $1.25

Cream Cheese
Goat Cheese
Jalapeno Jack

Black Beans
Kidney Beans
Red Or Corn Salsa
Avocado Lime Sauce
Fresh Herbs dill, cilantro basil
Brown Sauce
Dirty Rice
Chipotle Sauce
Red Chile Pecans

Stir- Fry broccoli, mushrooms, artichoke hearts, onions, carrots, green peppers, & spinach sauteed with garlic, ginger & soy sauce on brown sauce 9.95
with tofu 10.95
with chicken 12.95
Beans & Rice a large plateful of dirty rice made with brown rice, spices, & a bit of citrus topped with cuban kidney
beans, chorizo, roasted corn salsa & mango sour cream with homemade toast 12.90
it’s good without meat too, or with vegetarian bacon 9.95 11.75

Guinness Battered Onion Rings double dunked for a real beer flavor (with a cilantro caper dip) 9.50
Ann Marie’s Quesdilla american & cheddar cheese, black beans, scallions, & vegetarian sausage inside roasted
corn salsa on top 9.50
Nachos a huge platter of fresh tortilla chips jalapeno jack & cheddar black olives cuban beans, salsa, scallions, our
avocado, lime sauce & sour cream 10.50
Orleans Fries sweet potato fries topped with brown sugar, tabasco & sour cream 8.25
Kitchen Sink Quesadilla & Shrimp 4 macadamia, coconut, fried shrimp & 4 quesadilla wedges with spicy pecans,
jalapenos jack & cheddar sauteed spinach, fried red onions, a balsamic vinegar glaze & sweet potato fries served
with mango sour cream 10.50
Cheesy Fries bleu & provolone melted on french fries with a strawberry habenero dip 9.25
Spinach Dip a blend of fresh spinach, olives, jalapenos, onions & cheese with freshly made corn chips 8.25

House green leaf lettuce and lots of different vegetables side 3.75 small 6.50 large 8.75
Port William lettuce, baby spinach, smoked salmon, goat cheese, spicy pecans, green peppers, cucumbers &
scallions with a pomegranate pecan vinaigrette 12.50
Spinach baby spinach, plum tomatoes, red onions & blue cheese with lemon ginger garlic dressing, with or without
bacon 8.00 9.00
Mediterranean lettuce, baby spinach, roasted yellow peppers, feta, green & kalamata olives, & red onions with
mediterranean dressing
Dressings balsamic italian, mediterranean, zesty bleu, tahini, lemon ginger garlic, pomegranate pecan, low-fat caesar
chicken, falafel, any meat, smoked salmon, or chorizo 3.25
cheese or red chile pecans 1.75

Basic Sandwiches
Smoked Turkey, Roast Beef, Marinated Chicken Breast Ham toasted homemade bread, lettuce, plum tomato & mayonnaise 9.25
Clubs a triple, decker, with bacon & any of the above meats 11.65
BLT lots of real or vegetarian bacon 9.25
Grilled Cheese with lots of any kind of cheese your want 1.20

Special Sandwiches & Burritos
Le Petit Monstre a chicken burrito made with our marinated breast meat, tabasco, cream cheese roasted corn
salsa, green olives, lettuce, & plum tomatoes 11.25
The D.G.G.C a damned good grilled cheese, cayenne cheddar bread, cheddar & american & olive garlic, spread
with a bit of strawberry haberno sauce on the side 9.25
Vegan Valhalla a flour tortilla stuffed with asian sesame baked tofu, portabella mushrooms, brown sauce, scallions,
olive oil grilled baby spinach, and tahini dressing 10.95
Portabello Melt portabello caps and roasted yellow peppers grilled in worcestershire sauce, on a kaiser roll with provolone, baby spinach & horseradish mayonnaise 10.95
Malt #1. toasted whole wheat bread, cheddar, feta, alfalfa sprouts, mayonnaise, dijon mustard, red onions, lettuce
& plum tomatoes 8.95
The Gooey a pressed tortilla sandwich with smoked turkey or roast beef, our jack daniels barbeque sauce, american cheese & marinated red onions 10.75
Mexican Melt an open sandwich on cayenne cheddar toast with a marinated chicken breast, plum tomatoes, black olives & melted cheddar topped with our avocado lime sauce 11.40
Matt #2 grilled anadama bread, cream cheese, avocado, black beans, salsa & cheddar 9.20
Chorizo Burrito mexican sausage, cuban beans, jalapeno jack, spicy mashed potatoes, plum tomatoes & marinated
red onoins 10.00
Solomon’s Salmon Sandwich a toasted bagel, served open & topped with smoked salmon, cream cheese, plum tomatoes, red onions & a caper cilantro sauce 10.50
Falafel the classic middle eastern wrap, made with deep fried chick pea nuggets & served with tahini dressing,
plum tomatoes, cucumbers, & lettuce 9.25
Perfect Steak roast beef, or smoked turkey, grilled with fresh mushrooms, onions, & melted cheddar & american
on a kaiser roll 10.95
Cuban our version is pressed flat in a tortilla, with ham, swiss dijon mustard, mayonnaise, banana peppers, &
pickles 10.75
Redneck warmed but still pink roast beef ona kaiser roll, with our jack daniels barbeque sauce or horseradish mayonnaise 9.50
Mission Burrito a large tortilla filled with brown rice, black beans, spicy cilantro spread, salsa, cheddar, & our avocado, lime sauce 9.25
Mr. Haegar a messy melt of dill pickles, cheddar, plum tomatoes, dijon mustard, & horseradish mayonnaise, on grilled
oatmeal bread 8.95
Fish Burrito fried haddock, avocdo, black olives, spicy tartar sauce, lettuce, plum tomato & red onions 11.65
French Melt grilled whole wheat bread with melted brie & swiss, asparagus, and ham 10.25
All Sandwiches & Burritos Come With Chips Home Fries Or Pretzels; French Fries $1, Onion Rings Or Sweet Potato
Fries $1.50

9 Big Ounces Of Beef With Lettuce & Tomato On A Kaiser Roll, With Home Fries, Chips, Or Pretzels : Fries $1, Onion
Rings Or Sweet Potato Fries $1.50
Plain Or Cheese (Any Kind) 9.00 10.00
Avocado avocado & olive garlic spread 11.00
Bleu blue cheese & crispy fried red onions 10.50
Vegetarian 2 spicy black bean patties held together with chedder 9.95 without the 2nd patty 8.50

Bacon Or Sausage Patties 3.50
Vegetarian Bacon Or Sausage 3.50
Bagel with cream cheese 2.25 3.75
Cinnamon Toast 2.25
Homemade Hash 5.50
Black Or Cuban Beans 3.15
French Fries 3.75
Salsa red, green 2.50
Brown Or Dirty Rice 2.75
Homemade Toast 2.00
Virginia Baked Ham 4.00
English Muffin 1.75
Homefries 3.00
Oatmeal 3.00
Guacamole 3.75
Onion Rings 4.50
Sweet Potato Fries 5.50

If You Are 12 Years Old Or Younger, You Can Have A Half Portion Of Anything On The Menu For Half Price We Can Simplify Just About Anything, Also, But No, We Don’t Have Hot Dogs


Getting Toasted: The Friendly Toast’s Menu Revealed