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Terrible Terrace

Photo: Courtesy of Cooper Square

The latest from a neighbor of the Cooper Square Hotel who has declared war on the second-floor patio: “We saw that the hotel’s co-owner was sitting on the patio a few feet from our window. We put our speakers at the window. But what to play? The un-coolest thing we could come up with was Roger Miller and Conway Twitty’s greatest hits. Then we put on this vile, 7-minute comedy routine about a prostitute and a banana. And set it to repeat.” [Vanishing New York]

Terrible Terrace