Mother’s Day Brunch, Octomom-Style

If your Mother’s Day plans aren’t finalized and you’re feeling TMZ-esque, take her to The Fifty/50’s so-conceptually-weird-it’s-circled-around-to-awesome “Not Your Octomom Mother’s Day Brunch” — Mom gets a free cocktail for every kid she brings to the brunch, up to a sanity-preserving maximum of eight. Our contact assures us that there will be no DNA testing of alleged offspring, so if you want to get the mom in question totally tanked, feel free to round up some ringers. (773) 489-5050.

Mother’s Day Brunch, Octomom-Style