Lettuce Entertain You Wants Total Lettuce Domination

Shahram “Sean” Tehrani is the owner of Lincoln Park’s Basil Leaf Cafe, and he’s trying to open a new salad-oriented joint nearby at 2470 N. Clark, says the Sun-Times. The problem? He wants to call the restaurant “Lettuce Mix,” and now the lawyers from restaurant conglomerate Lettuce Entertain You Enterprises Inc. are trying to block the name in court. “They were saying they didn’t want me to use the name lettuce. It’s like owning the sun. What am I going to do pay them $2 every time I get a suntan?” said Teherani. [Sun-Times]
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Lettuce Entertain You Wants Total Lettuce Domination