We interrupt Grub Street to bring you an important message. We thought the pec-tacular underwear shots of our favorite doorman, Fabrizio Brienza, were the most jaw-dropping thing we’d see today, but per our ever-vigilant sister blog the Cut, Padma Lakshmi has put down the Carl’s burger long enough to disrobe for Allure. See below for the, porn um, artful photography in question only if you’re working from home today.