Free Cone Day

SFist reminds us that today is Ben and Jerry’s Free Cone Day. Hooray!

While we normally eschew this holiday as a stupid, not-worth-it waste of time, this year is different, because this year is a billion degrees outside. It is 87.5 degrees in 94117 right now. Did you hear that? 87.5. That’s hotter than the inside of a tailpipe. It’s hotter than wool socks. It’s hotter than the habanero salsa at Taqueria Guadalajara that we ate a whole mouthful of one time and then had only sour cream for the rest of dinner.

Yeah, anyway, you get it. Today’s a scorcher. You need a free ice cream cone. Here’s where you get one.
Free Ben & Jerry’s Cone Day is Here! [SFist]

[Photo: via David Paul Ohmer/flickr]

Free Cone Day