Breaking news: not every single tourist loves Cheers spinoff Sam’s Cafe. One California couple is very upset at the Faneuil Hall eatery after some disappointing service this weekend, reports the Globe. It seems their waitress described them as an “older couple” to keep track of their order and that designation appeared on their credit card reciept. The couple, who are aged 55 and 66, were offended - or at least wife Cheryl Fox was: “We’re fit. We’re healthy. We’re active. Maybe I am considered an older person now, but I certainly don’t identify myself that way.”
We would like to emphasize that this article is in the Globe, not the Onion. Yesterday must have been the slowest news day since the paper devoted ink to a man slipping on ice.