Q: Hey, MP: Boston, should you eat the eggs of a chicken right alongside its mother?
A: No. That’s gross.
Q: Yo, MP: Philadelphia, do you think Philadelphians will buy frozen cheesesteaks?
A: Nope, but the rest of you suckers might!
Q: MP: San Francisco, are younger diners discriminated against in high-end restaurants?
A: Yeah they are!
Q: MP: South Florida, how much butter is in a single serving of butter chicken?
A: One stick.