This week’s winner, from The Orchard, in New York, got denied because it is not about the restaurant at all, but rather about the reviewer’s date. We have a feeling there won’t be a second date with these two. Here’s what one party had to say:
Took a date to this restaurant. She was totally flummoxed by not recognizing anything on the menu as Italian food.i still can’t make up my mind if it was her lack of culinary knowledge or Anorexia.
Short and sweet, we’ll give him or her that. And whoever this was rather liked the restaurant. Just not the company. Ah, well, there are plenty of fish in the sea. We’re sure they can find one hungry enough.