• The Cutting Room, the Flatiron lounge co-owned by Chris Noth, will close its doors on January 13 with a performance by club regular Joan Rivers. [NYP]
• Market Diner in Hell’s Kitchen, which closed in 2006, has finally reopened with a Jetsons-esque interior. [Urbanite/amNY]
• Suba beat out Craft LA to win the annual Copa Jerez contest for the best sherry pairing in the United States. [Feedbag]
• Some helpful tips for those venturing to Park Slope baby hot spot Tea Lounge sans children: Avoid the front half and avoid eye contact with the little ones. [Fucked in Park Slope]
• No fewer than five restaurants — including Nero and Cafe Noir — were product-placed on last night’s episode of Hills spinoff The City. [Metromix Twitter]
Related: Run for the Hills [NYM]
