“not to single anyone out, but … this lady right here, this lady who had this bowl of pasta, i know who it was cause i took her plate away, she was sitting at twenty-four and i swear she musta had one noodle then ate one of the shrimps cause almost the whole thing’s left and there’s one teeny-tiny shrimp tail on the rim of the bowl. did she not like it? she coulda sent it back. people send shit back ALL THE TIME. no, she just decided to toss it. or, rather, have me toss it. which is what i just did. into the bin you go, noodles and shrimps and sauce and heavy dusting of parmesan.”–The Squirrel, anonymous resto-blogger
on the current fad of forgoing a doggy bag
