• When cooking at home, the Times’s Daniel Meyer narrates his process as though he’s on the Food Network. [Bitten/NYT]
• Scores may be closing, but a screenplay about the strip club is making the rounds. [NYDN]
• Owners of the P&G; Cafe are concerned that the bar’s regular customers won’t follow the cocktails to the new location on 73rd and Amsterdam. [NYT]
• It’s deadly-blowfish season for a limited time: Try fugu at Sushi Zen. [Feedbag]
• Former Nathan’s hot-dog-eating contest winner Takeru Kobayashi ate more than four pounds of fruitcake on Friday morning as part of a benefit for the Food Bank of NYC. His haul still fell short of the world record set by Sonya Thomas in 2001. [Gothamist]