How does a model feel during a naked sushi tasting? About as bored as we felt reading this Vanity Fair account: “For an hour and a half I laid there, while the men surrounding me drank and ate and stared, and sometimes poked at my bare body. Toward the end, I had to dart my eyes across the ceiling to avoid falling asleep. I was that comfortable, or that wishful for escape.” Our advice: If you’re going to have something eaten off of your naked body, make it Whipahol — the first flavored, alcoholic whipped cream!!! Possibly the most blechtacular thing we’ve seen since the PickleSickle.