National: Pissed-Off Chef Cooks Lover’s Leg

Bart Simpson would be proud. While Anthony Morley didn’t exactly eat Damian Oldfield’s shorts, he came damned close by cooking and eating part of the man’s thigh. From the Mail Online:, via Coldmud,

A gay chef murdered his lover, cut out part of his leg, seasoned it with herbs and fried it, a court has heard.

Anthony Morley, 35, chewed one of the pieces before throwing it into his kitchen bin…

[Prosecuter Andrew] Stubbs said that after Mr Oldfield died Morley cut a section of flesh from his thigh, took it down to the kitchen and cooked it.

The jury heard that Morley was wearing only a bloodstained dressing gown and flip-flops when he arrived at the takeaway. His face and hands were spattered with blood.

Good Lord! Makes sleeping on the couch seem downright affectionate. Also, not that he’ll be returning to work, but it was a bit of a disappointment that the Mail didn’t publish the name of the restaurant where Morley worked.

Former Mr Gay UK ‘slit lover’s throat then marinated his diced flesh with fresh herbs’
[Mail Online]

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National: Pissed-Off Chef Cooks Lover’s Leg