• Burger King’s profits have risen 2% in the last quarter. Yay? [Washington Post]
• Also on the rise: diabetes, probably due to obesity! [Boston Globe]
• The former CEO of the nation’s largest kosher meatpacking plant is now being facing federal charges for hiring illegal immigrants. [New York Times]
• A Texas man was jailed after refusing to pay for his meal at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Classiest dine and dash ever! [AP]
• What’s tainted today? Animal feed! [Chicago Tribune]
