Over the weekend, we ran across this MOST AMAZING SHIRT EVER from the brilliant kids at Campfire.
For a scant $20 (plus shipping!) if someone asks you what you want on your dog, you can just point at your shirt and give them a disdainful stare. No need to speak!
Chicago Dog Shirt [Campfire Goods Inc.]
Disclosure: in one of those “oh my goodness, the world, it is so small” moments, it turns out that that Nick Caruso, one of the geniuses behind this, was our coworker in our pre-MenuPages life. But we, like, never talked.