Cider Chef Blind Item… Solved?

We will now reword this morning’s extraordinarily scandalous “who’s that chef?” in classic tabloid blind-item form. Why? Because we like you.

WHICH CHICAGO CHEF likes his apples pre-juiced? It seems that a much-feted Frenchman has been seen out of the kitchen quite a bit of late. Instead of manning the ovens, he’s been haunting the farmers markets, snatching up cider left and right and leaving a wake of befuddled stand-managers behind him. What’s the point? Don’t ask us. We can barely understand him behind all that accent.

Solution? Maybe it’s found here. Maybe it’s not. Only the Shadow Fruit Slinger knows.

Fruit Slinger: A Blind Item And An Ending [previously]

Cider Chef Blind Item… Solved?