Our Waistline Is Feeling Bearish

This is not restaurant-related, but: OMG. This weekend we stopped into F.A.O. Schweetz (the all-candy adjunct to the famous toy store) in order to buy a giant bag of JellyBellys containing only the juicy pear and Dr Pepper flavors, and we encountered this behemoth:

This is a giant gummy bear. Which, okay, is not that insanely remarkable. But we made the huge mistake of looking at the nutrition information on this sucker. Here is the deal: Servings: 1; Calories per serving: 1120.

BEAR. OF. CALORIC. DOOM.

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Our Waistline Is Feeling Bearish