• Tainted Chinese product of the day: baby formula. Charming. [New York Times]
• Maryland chicken farmers need can no longer store their manure outside. [Washington Post]
• A Cape Cod Stop & Shop had to remove the vanilla extract from shelves, as “people” (read: “almost certainly area teenagers”) were stealing the bottles and drinking them for the purpose of getting drunk. Classy, guys. Classy. [Boston Globe]
• OMG you guys, Pinkberry is getting totes litigious. [LA Times]
• As it turns out, it’s hard to maintain the correct temperature of wine while it’s in transit. That, friends, is a high end problem. [San Francisco Chronicle]
