Okay, you’ve got to admit, this is a pretty tempting offer: The Balboa Cafe, knowing how everybody feels about little shortbread cookies and Dixie cups of apple juice, has kicked all that kindergarten s–t to the curb in favor of a promotion many more of us can get behind: A burger for your blood.
Just make a deposit at the blood mobile parked in front of the Balboa on Sept. 30, and then stagger inside and replenish with a lovely hunk of red meat, in the form of a Balboa Burger, gratis. Hey, if you order your burger rare enough, maybe you can lap up a replacement pint off the plate. You ever seen animal crackers walking all hangdog out of a blood mobile after getting laid off? You will!
[Photo: Burger Angel via Sappymoosetree/flickr]