Achewood Takes On Celery Remoulade

The Large Hadron Collider in Cern, Switzerland was turned on today and we’re not dead! In honor of that, presumably, the brilliant Chris Onstad of Achewood has graced us with yet another of his excellent food-related comics. A flowchart of what happens when a gentleman is about to engage in… A ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE DOLLAR TRIP TO WHOLE FOODS SO I CAN COOK A TWO-COURSE MEAL FOR MY GIRLFRIEND:
The other options for things one is about to engage in, per this flowchart, are ” a potential sexual encounter” and “a round of golf with a new client.” If either of those relates to your life, we direct you here for instruction, and also offer you our heartiest congratulations.

The Modern Gentleman’s Decision-Making Flowchart [Achewood]

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Achewood Takes On Celery Remoulade