NYC vs. Chicago: Vindication!

[anonymous NY food writer]: can i tell you an off-the-record secret?
Helen: yes!
[ANYFW]: i too think chicago might be the tastiest city
[ANYFW]: i’m just saying
[ANYFW]: everything i ate there was profoundly awesome
Helen: even better than new york?
[ANYFW]: it was just more consistent
[ANYFW]: and schwa was the best meal i’ve had in years
[ANYFW]: in any city
Helen: that makes my heart all bursty-happy
[ANYFW]: i am secretly CRAZY IN LOVE with chicago
Helen: much like beyonce is crazy in love with jay-z
[ANYFW]: exactly

Maxim Loves Chicago; We Are Already Stirring Up Trouble [previously]

NYC vs. Chicago: Vindication!