Speaking of condiments, here’s one of the best instances of badass maternal copulation we’ve heard of in a while:
The Smoking Gun tells the story of a Grey Poupon prank gone bad:
After gesturing to the 22-year-old [Vitaly] Kovtun to roll down his window, passenger Stephen Cox asked, ‘Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?’ Kovtun responded, police charge, by pulling a handgun from his glove compartment, cocking the weapon, and leveling it at the prankster’s auto. ‘Here’s your Grey Poupon, roll your f***ing windows up,’ Kovtun said, according to a probable cause affidavit.
Points for style all around on this one.
Which jar of mustard is mine? It’s the one that says … oh, never mind.
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