HOMFG. Per the ever-reliable Audarshia, it turns out that Heather Mills, our absolute least-favorite famous individual (we won’t even call her a celebrity, since that implies she is celebrated), was spotted last night at HUB 51.
Heather is ostensibly famous because she was married to Paul McCartney (our second-favorite Beatle!), but is basically in the press all the time because she is completely freaking insane. She’s in the news right now (like, today) because her most recent publicist quit after — no, seriously — questioning the notion that Heather was God. Really.