• Mac and cheese, please, filled with fancy ingredients. [MP: Boston]
• Oh, let’s just have a basic dinner: a tiny bird drowned in Armagnac. [MP: Chicago]
• A crepe would not be creepy! [MP: Philadelphia]
• Can we just have some damn coffee cake that won’t kill us? [MP: San Francisco]
• How about just some fish that won’t give us food poisoning? [MP: South Florida]
