Sometimes, we just don’t understand. We got an impressionistic (at best) non-review for an Logan Square Chinese restaurant from a user named “Vegetarian” entitled “Missing Meows”:
I live down the street and I am missing all three of my f*cking cats. If I find fur in anyones’ garbage can I am going to be pissed. For Gods’ sake work on the rats. Thats why I HAD the cats.
Whoa, okay. Is Vegetarian implying that the Chinese restaurant stole, butchered and served her cats? Or is she angry that her neighbors apparently eliminated her cats when they were serving a public good; namely, dispatching the Chinese restaurant’s rats?
It’s not necessarily fair to assume that this is a young, literate crazy cat lady, but too late now! We feel bad about her cats, though. To lose three at once does make one suspect foul play, although probably not on the part of the restaurant; the Chinese don’t eat cats, and especially not outside of rural China. Seriously, it’s extremely uncommon!
Anyway, do you think that Vegetarian is really going through her neighbors’ trash looking for cat remains? One can only hope.
[Photo: “go ahead, try it” (Yaron/flickr)]