Juvenile Bile File: They Knew Exactly What They Were Doing

Hilarious. You know, there can be a lot of fun in translation. Just ask the folks at Engrish. But rarely do you get a gem of this caliber. Ass-hot chicken? You know it! A plate of ass steak? Nothin’ butt! (sorry-that was cheeky) Too bad there’s no Ass hot dog up there. Ah, the golden age of film…

Anyway, here’s why this exists: It’s a menu for a burger stand in Quebec, where they speak Franglais. “Ass” stands for “assiette,” which basically means “assortment plate,” according to Neatorama. But dude, by this time they have to know how funny it is. You got to hand it to them for the sheer commitment. “Ass 2 pain?” We bet.

And what’s with the soft-porn lamp hanging down there on the right? That thing deserves a menu board all its own.

Ass Burger! [Neatorama]
Title Credit: Adam P

Juvenile Bile File: They Knew Exactly What They Were Doing