•$15 for a croque madame? Oh hell no. [MP: Chicago]
•A year wait for a reservation? That’s crazy! [MP: Philadelphia]
•Raw liver=gross. [MP: San Francisco]
•You know, you’d think that if you went to the trouble of trying to open a restaurant in a prostitute motel, the city might throw you a bone (no pun intended) and grant your licenses in a timely fashion. [MP: South Florida]
