Man oh man. The Onion just put together a list of B-list-celebrity endorsed foodstuffs. Here’s what they review:
• Smokey Robinson Down Home Pot Roast
• Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin’s Buffalo Style Bites
• Mike Ditka Coach’s Cut pork chops
• Dexter Holland Gringo Bandito Hot Sauce
• Jeff Foxworthy Grillin’ Sauces (pictured)
• Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt energy drink
• Ben & Jerry’s Stephen Colbert Americone Dream
• Cheech Marin “Waatsappenin” Hot Sauces
• Sammy Hagar Cabo Wabo tequila
• Dale Earnhardt Jr. Big Mo’ candy bar
Also, “Big Mo’” you ask? Why, yes. Dale Earnhardt didn’t get the double meaning either. Paging Kevin Smith…
B-list-celebrity endorsed foodstuffs [The Onion]
