Sucker Punch

Apparently today’s theme is “things we learned from men’s dietary magazines.” Men’s Health is not at the top of our reading list, but we’re glad SFoodie picked up a copy because they have apparently created a list of “The 20 Worst Foods in America.”

What it actually is is the 20 most fattening/highest calorie menu options at national American chain restaurants. There’s no way a Chipotle grilled chicken burrito, even with its 1,179 calories, 7 g fat, 125 g carbs and 2,656 mg sodium, could be more fattening than an El Farolito super quesedilla suiza or super carnitas burrito. Chipotle, you’ve been challenged.

But we digress. We totally agree with the Men’s Health winner for “worst food in America,” the Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing, pictured below. With 2,900 calories, 182 g fat and 240 g carbs, this monster looks like it wants to get up out of that tray and punch you in the crotch. Are you going to let it, or are you going to eat it? Frankly, there’s a chance we’d take the crotch-punch:

The 20 Worst Foods In America [Men’s Health]
Meet Your Maker: Mens Health Worst Food In America [SFoodie]
El Farolito [Menupages]


Sucker Punch