We will fully admit that half of the reason we’re writing this post is to reference the most ridiculous Herald headline of all time. The other half of our motivation, however, is nothing but the sincerest desire to make sure you’re not in the dark about a good deal. In commemoration of the Pats’ near-perfect season, Boloco is offering 18% off anything at any of the branches. In case you couldn’t quite figure it out, that’s 1 percentage point for every win. The offer is only good through the end of today, so head to one of their approximately eight million locations to take full advantage of the consolation prize deal.