We were going through some new reviews in New York today, and we got one from “Porterfield” for a sandwich and salad place that struck us - and hopefully will strike you - funny:
Honestly, I eat a lot. And when I say a lot, I mean a lot. I mean, I play for keeps. I once ate 13 porkchops in one sitting…it was crazy. But seriously, this place is legit.
Dear Porterfield,
Please start a competitive eating/Overeaters Anonymous blog and leave our reviews alone. They are not a toy.
Thanks a million,
MP Mgmt.
