No. Freaking Way.
If it didn’t come from our roommate, we’d have never believed it, but a reliable source sent along this website, so we guess it must be real and not a hallucination. Are you ready?
This website, dedicated to hats made of meat, seems to be based on the East Coast. At least, that’s where their events have taken place, but they also appear eager to expand, so please, dear readers, don’t be shy. Take up your filleting knives and butcher’s twine and fashion yourselves a hat, a line, or organize a whole show. We’re sure you can get the endorsement of this gang: