Top (And Bottom) Five

In a world soon to be full of top 10 lists, Line Cook already has us all beat. This rundown of the top five reasons to work as a cook, coupled with the top five not to is really funny and totally true. Some of them translate to waiting tables and some of them not, but all of them are relate-able and the dichotomy is really funny.

For example:

5. You’ll be a [censored] cook, man! You’ll put on great dinner parties, be able to taste flavors you never noticed before, and have an absurd amount of cooking technique at your disposal. A knife and a sautee pan in hand will be second nature.

In a world soon to be full of top 10 lists, Line Cook already has us all beat. This rundown of the top five reasons to work as a cook, coupled with the top five not to is really funny and totally true. Some of them translate to waiting tables and some of them not, but all of them are relate-able and the dichotomy is really funny.

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Top (And Bottom) Five