Are you in need of both catering for this Sunday’s Bears/Saints game and holiday presents for friends and family? Then we pity you immensely. But also, we have an idea. First of all, Heaven On Seven is offering a 25% bonus on its gift certificates. For example, if you buy Uncle Stephen a $100 gift certificate (note that they cannot be used for cooking classes), you will get a $25 kickback, enough to pay for fried green tomatoes and a softshell crab po’ boy, tax and tip included. Worse things have happened!
The football catering package is what really caught our attention, though. If you’re having 10-12 people over for the game - and if you’re not, it means that you’re a total loser - Cleetus Friedman and his team have three levels of indulgence from which to choose. It’s worth presenting them in their entirety.
First, for “the rookie” (their nomenclature, obviously):
1 gallon of gumbo
1 Dozen Cornbread Squares
3 dozen Jamaican Jerk Chicken Wings
$77.77
Next, for the “veteran” (means fought in a war?):
1 Gallon of Gumbo
1 Dozen Jalapeno Cheddar Muffin Squares
3 Dozen Jerk Chicken Wings w/Habanero Mango Sauce
4 Fried Chicken Po’ Boys
4 Grilled Andouille Po’ Boys
Cajun Cole Slaw
$107.77
Finally, and most awesomely, for the “die hard fan” (that we understand):
1 Gallon of Gumbo
1 Dozen Jalapeno Cheddar Muffin Squares
3 Dozen Mini Louisiana Crab Cakes w/Honey Jalapeno Sauce
3 Dozen Jerk Chicken Wings w/Habanero Mango Sauce
4 Fried Chicken Po’ Boys
4 Grilled Andouille Po’ Boys
Cajun Cole Slaw
1 Whole Pecan Pie
$199.99
Wow. We’re totally hot for the DHF package. Although come to think of it, a quart or two of collards would make a nice addition. Cleetus, you listening? Cleetus?
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[Photo: HoS’s wall of hot sauce, Chicago-Anna/flickr]