Starbucks Stabber Gets Nabbed

It appears he forgot the cardinal rule of stabbing someone multiple times inside a coffee shop: Never, ever return to the same coffee shop for a cuppa joe. Especially not the next morning.

Singley is accused of stabbing a 29-year-old man following an argument inside the Starbucks at Broad Street and Jackson Street shortly before 6pm on Saturday. The man, who was waiting in line for coffee, was stabbed in the face, back and chest and was taken to the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania in critical condition.

The next morning? You guessed it, Singley returned to the Broad & Jackson Starbucks for a cup of coffee. He was arrested quickly after being identified and is currently in police custody.

Singley has an arrest record dating back to 1973 that inculudes weapons offenses and numerous counts of theft, burglary, assault, terroristic threats and disorderly conduct.

His court date is on Thursday. So what will stabbing someone at a Starbucks net you? Attempted murder, aggravated assault, simple assault, possession of an instrument of crime and recklessly endangering another person.

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Starbucks Stabber Gets Nabbed